I am a pizza
With extra cheese
From tomatoes
Sauce is squeezed
Garlic and mushrooms
Oregano
I am a pizza
Ready to go

I am a pizza
Pepperoni
No anchovies
Or phony baloney
Onions and sausage
Order by phone
I am a pizza
Take me home

I am a pizza
Fresh baked crust
I am a pizza
Ready to bust

I am a pizza
Peppers on top
Out of the oven
Into the box
Into the car and
Upside down
I am a pizza dropped on the ground

I was a pizza
I was the best
I was a pizza
Now I'm a mess